It’s Wednesday, and I’m feeling a little sporty. That said, Mitt Romney is a privileged political dilettante, and he does not understand the problems of the average citizen; Ron Paul is some kind of lunatic neo-Dixiecrat. Right now he’s probably minting coins emblazoned with the Alien and Sedition Acts in tiny, tiny print; and then there’s Canada. I know you’re up there, Canada…all smug and superior. I’m watching you.

Occupy the future. Or the past. 

Or noon.

“Alright, listen up! I don’t like white people. I hate rednecks. You people are rednecks.”

Manny Pacquiao has spent the past 17 years in a 20’ x 20’ area, chasing around a half dressed, sweaty man. And now he rails against President Obama for his support of same sex marriage?

When asked for comment, noted psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud said “Latent. Repressed.”

Two things:

You don’t get to cherry pick your Biblical laws, and Bartlet for America!