Damn you, David Dye!
This man, David Dye, used his considerable power to make me run afoul of the law. Anybody knows that playing The Hold Steady, The Replacements, and Big Star in succession is enough to make me drive like a maniac, causing police involvement.
tehblackbirdincardigans asked: That chicken place is way far away from me, thankfully. I never bring my lunch. Why are we talking like this?
wholegrainlofat said: “Y’all, I hate to school you, but I’m gonna have to. The ONLY fried chicken is Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Los Angeles. Your attempts at trying to promote your favorite chicken establishments is cute, but fails. LET THE TRASH TALKING BEGIN.” This is pretty valid point. Of course it’s made moot by Prince’s Hot Chicken Shack in Nashville.
Tumblr seems like a place to privately air out...
I wouldn’t piss on the Olympics if they were on fire.
Glossylalia: Chicken →
glossylalia: Local chains don’t count. Regional chains barely count. National chains? Popeye’s. Done. The one place where the filet and strip chicken is as good as the chicken on the bone. I appreciate this opinion, and I’m picking up what you’re putting down. However, if we’re going strict national (global, even) chains, then as a fried chicken lover from way back,...
Popeye's is the only fried chicken besides your...
tehblackbirdishiding: Amen. I disagree. For chain chicken, Southern Classic is what’s what. Then there’s the Seafood & Chicken Box in Birmingham, and Gus’s World Famous in Memphis. Shit, the fried chicken at Piccadilly just smokes Popeye’s. And my grandmother couldn’t fry a chicken to save her life. Hence her deadness.
Form follows feminine
Staircase, Oscar Niemeyer. Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Brasilia, Brazil.
It seems that Tumblr protocol demands that I make note of reaching 25 followers. Well, as it stands, I have 26. Some are not real, and some were pressured into this position. For the threes of you that read the dumb shit I post here, here is the only gif that ever mattered… Please exit quietly and cautiously, to the left, and bear this in mind: “Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was...
Creating an Empire out of Simple-mindedness...
tehblackbirdishiding: greenogry replied to your photo: Best friend from high school: showing her ass on… I would feel no shame in telling her to enjoy her clogged arteries. I really want to be like, “bitch, you live in Louisiana. You have RAISING CANE’S WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT AT CHIK-FIL-A.” I would give my right arm for some fucking Raising Cane’s. Plus, they’re open on Sundays, because...
“Don’t Care. Doesn’t Matter.” →
Discrimination is despicable (says Captain Obviousman)
Who needs a drink?
I was once told that Nashville was the greatest state in the Union. If that were a real thing, that means that Bobby’s Idle Hour was the greatest bar in the universe. I hear good things about the new one, but this is the one I think about when my mind wanders to Nashville.
deepsouthlefty asked: The best part of the Wally P post you made is imagining the type of person who is searching the tag "tortured artist". I bet they'll be none too pleased with "Stupid Day Job". A quick perusal of that tag reveals a lot sullen looking skinny people photographed in black and white. Since I'm supposed to be using this space to ask you a question, let me ask, how would...
This is the only song I’ve listened to today. It may be the only song that I listen to for the rest of the week.
New Batman Film Is an Anti-Romney Conspiracy? →
I hate you, Rush Limbaugh. I hope Batman…better yet, Batwoman…punches you in the spleen. You will fucking miss your spleen.
Liberte, egalite, fraternite (and a severe lack of...
“Look, I want to eviscerate the proletariat as much as the next guy. Shit, more than the next guy. Every day. Every morning, I want to eviscerate the proletariat. Problem is, as it turns out, I am the fucking proletariat. And if you eviscerate me, then the shit you need from me, the shit I do that nobody else can, well…it’s not gonna get done. Then you’re the one...
Neil Gaiman announces his return to Sandman →
recursivite: oh my god Sweet mother of nerd Jesus. If I thought it was appropriate for a grown adult male man person to squee, I would squee my face off. Umm…Squuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Up douche creek...
tehblackbirdishiding replied to your post: Tosh.Oh shit… You know what that douchecanoe said, right? —Of course I know what the douchecanoe said. What’s a douchecanoe?
The things I find funny are questionable, at best. I’m pretty sure, though, if Dane Cook rushes to your defense by recommending someone kill themselves, you’ve said some fucked up shit.
Mitt Romney is a stone weirdo.
And to think, during college I just tried to fuck everything that moved.
Dear Wendie Malick,
Last night, I inadvertently punched my cat, Space, in the nose. We were locked in our typical 3 A.M. struggle: she sits on the floor next to my bed meeping and mewling while I try to convince her to hop up on the bed or fuck the fuck off. I gave the edge of the bed a few pats, and she looked on unenthused. In the split second that it takes for me to switch from bed patting to finger snapping...
I love you, Joe Biden. No homo. Okay, some homo.
GPOY? No thanks.
GPOMyCatSpace? Yes, please.
5 things that I know...
1. James Richard Perry and Piyush Jindal both deserve a kick in the fork. Delivered by the United States’ Women’s soccer team. Or anybody, really. 2. Uttering the phrase “Sunday Funday” should be a punishable offense. Punishable by death seems harsh…punishable by kicking in the fork by the United States’ Women’s soccer team. 3. I don’t know shit...
I am a Democrat...
because I fucking Work for a living.
Today is National Fried Chicken Day...
And if that shit is good enough for Lando Calrissian, then it’s damn sure good enough for you. So go have a drumstick.
He probably won't like this, but you should follow...
tehblackbirdishiding: I know him in real life, and have had the good fortune of knowing him for many years. When someone gets his girlfriend to tell you that he wants to lick your snatch, by way of introduction, you know you’re dealing with a quality person. Follow me, motherfuckers! I know the way! But be prepared for boredom. And Batman with a star.
Love, love (of Joe Biden) will keep us together...
tehblackbirdishiding: catfunk replied to your post: OMG, you can donate for a chance to win a cup of coffee with Joe Biden. I entered, by donating again of course. I win, you’re my guest. I love you. Unconditionally. Let’s face it. Unconditionally is really the only way one can love you. No one gets me like tehblackbirdishiding gets me. Well, her and the Latvians. The Latvians make Stoli....